Buy me a gum

My guess is you found this from my ugly Parkinson's Law timer (https://wintime.georgelongovitis.com/) or agency prompts (https://widgets.georgelongovitis.com/) or GIPHY profile (https://giphy.com/GeorgeLongovitis). Just consider buying me a gum (or whatever you can still buy with a dollar in this economy). Pay what you want. Or don’t. I won’t get mad at you. Lifeward,